Moore Is Unsure

I was out driving earlier on along a back road and for the fourth time this month I got abducted by aliens. I generally have a blackout and wake up naked and covered in feathers in the car four or five hours later.
For the next day or two I keep having flashbacks of being operated on by gigantic mutant hens. I don't know what this species hopes to learn from me but I get the feeling that they are filling my body with transmitting devices because I can hear myself bleeping at night and people loose mobile phone reception when I'm nearby. It's not fair.
I've included a picture of what I remember of the UFO below and if anybody has had a similar encounter let me know.
What I really want to know is should I keep wearing the tinfoil bodysuit I've made to block the signals; its very warm, tears easily and chafes my skin.

I met Bagpuss trying to bore some corpses he had dug up in the graveyard the other morning.
Even tho they were dead they looked like they were in pain from the sound of Bagpuss's voice. "You guys have all the fun" he grumbled, "I'm loosing my fur and you're there all green and yellow and mellow. It's just not fair!".
He had a little cry and then buried the corpses again.

Bagpuss tried to say "miaow" but it sounded like "urrrrgggghhhhh". After that he went to a cat party and stared at all the other cats with a big cross look on his face like he was constipated.

I met someone today who seemed to know everything about everything and had a story about it. I told him about the time I had vomited on to my favourite jumper and he told me how he had once vomited into his entire wardrobe of Italian suits. I told him about the time I made the dog drink half a bottle of whiskey and he told me how he had gone to the zoo and taught a polar bear to make moonshine out of fish heads. I told him he was brilliant and he told me that he was so brilliant he illuminated his town during long winter nights.

I was so impressed I said "Jesus!" and when he replied with "Yes?"
I truly knew i was out of my league.

I'm so unsure I can't go asleep tonight - I was wondering if it had something to do with the fact that I was in Tesco's today and there was a woman giving samples of cheese and she asked me if I wanted to try one. I had to sit and think about it for a few hours and I was sort of getting it all sorted in my head when the security guards came along and threw me out because they said the place was closing. However when I went outside it said it was a 24 hour Tescos so I think they didn't want me to make a decision. I don't know what's wrong with people but I'm inclined towards trying that sample of cheese now. I might get up and go down and see if the sample lady is still there.

Or not.