Moore Is Unsure

Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

TOUGH QUESTION

I thought about this until my ears bled

have you the solution?

posted by Molton Boron # 2:32 am

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Never try to travel beyond where Ryanair can take you

teenage mutant hero turtles
teenage mutant hero turtles
teenage mutant hero turtles
hero's in a half shell
(turtle power)

MOMMA MOORE BOUGHT ME A TURTLE FOR CHRISTMAS BACK IN THE NINE-TEES
I SAT ON HIM TO TEST HIS SHELL STRENGTH
HE LEFT A WET MESS ON THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
AND MOMMA THOUGHT I HAD GOT THE SQUIRTS

THANKS MOMMA.

posted by Molton Boron # 12:03 am

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Profound Thought.

Imagine if your name was Adolph Hitlist and you owned a record shop called "The Vinyl Solution" and you didnt know any better. That would be tough.

posted by Molton Boron # 11:58 pm