Moore Is Unsure

Some day, while feverishly rifling through newspapers like the fat clown out of 'A Beautiful Mind', there's gonna be a headline like this and I'm going have a hernia laughing. I don't know what a hernia is so I'll probably live with the pain of a hernia (?) for quite a while before seeking medical attention. By the time I do this I will most likely have forgotten how hard I laughed at the headline and will frown vaguely when the doctor quizzes me as to how the pain came about. This will result in more delays until eventually I become septic.

Who would have thought one mans filthy quest for knowledge could bring about so much death and destruction?