Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.

HERTA CHASES ME IN MY DREAMS
BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE GLUED TO
THE WORLDS MOST DELICIOUS PIE
SHE IS MY FAT FREDDY KRUGER
I have stolen the following tapes from "The Marian souvenir and Music Shop" in Knock, Co, Mayo During the past munth.
1. Personality Blip by Edmund and the Asthmas
2. Dogs outside my Door : Dogfood Warehouse
3. Left the damn iron on (top of a can of petrol) : Burn, you bashtards
4. Jolly lolly lolly loopy de doopy doo dah day ding dang doodle : The psychedelic elfmen
5. Nocturnal Cement Mixers : Crusty Doherty and the midnight fiddlers
Samsonite: the self reflective god of inner turmoil.
Herpulatreat : Nine handed mistress of the missing house keys
Ulaaan Batter : Protector of twix, weetabix and the weak