Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.
HELLO THERE
TONIGHTS HEADLINES
ROSCOMMON FARMERS HEAD EXPLODES AFTER TRYING TO COMPREHEND COMPETING IN A GLOBAL MARKETPLACE
WOMAN IN CLARE CHASED BY BEAR
UNLUCKY BOY CATCHES POTATO BLIGHT
SHOUTIN' AND ROARIN' FROM YOUR TRACTOR NO WAY TO PICK UP WOMEN CLAIMS SHOCKING NEW IFA STUDY
GETTIN THE WIFE TO FIGURE IT OUT; USING WIVES TO DEAL WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD
MUTTON REPORT
ALL THAT AND MUCH MORE ON FARMING NEWS WITH ME, STEVE DIRE AND MY TOUPÉ OF TRUTH, TONIGHT ON TUR-FM
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