Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.
I fell asleep with the fire full of coal which might have spat onto the carpet and started it
I fell asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand which might have rolled off me belly and onto a dry patch of carpet and started it
I left three chip pans unattended in the kitchen and that might have started it
I had put a piece of tinfoil in for a blown fuse in the plug for the
tv and that might have started it
all i know is that i slept through it and am in hospital now for smoke inhalation,
they say i must have sweat so much i created a natural shield that protected me from the flames, that and all the soaked in beer and piss in the carpet and couch surrounding me created a natural fire
retardant. Now i got to find somewhere else to live. Shite.
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