Moore Is Unsure
Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.Monday, June 09, 2008
I burned the house down
I fell asleep with the fire full of coal which might have spat onto the carpet and started it
I fell asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand which might have rolled off me belly and onto a dry patch of carpet and started it
I left three chip pans unattended in the kitchen and that might have started it
I had put a piece of tinfoil in for a blown fuse in the plug for the tv and that might have started it
all i know is that i slept through it and am in hospital now for smoke inhalation,
they say i must have sweat so much i created a natural shield that protected me from the flames, that and all the soaked in beer and piss in the carpet and couch surrounding me created a natural fire retardant. Now i got to find somewhere else to live. Shite.
I fell asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand which might have rolled off me belly and onto a dry patch of carpet and started it
I left three chip pans unattended in the kitchen and that might have started it
I had put a piece of tinfoil in for a blown fuse in the plug for the tv and that might have started it
all i know is that i slept through it and am in hospital now for smoke inhalation,
they say i must have sweat so much i created a natural shield that protected me from the flames, that and all the soaked in beer and piss in the carpet and couch surrounding me created a natural fire retardant. Now i got to find somewhere else to live. Shite.
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