Moore Is Unsure
Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.Tuesday, January 13, 2009
What i was dreamin about last night.
Yet again I was pinned to the floor by mary harney and she was a top of me and she was laughin and it was awful but great at the same time and i think mary coughlin walked in on us and mary was like "here, mary come on over and join the action like" and she was throwin off her auld three piece TK MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX businesswomans suit and leapin in, legs akimbo. Then i realized I saw brian cowen pointin and laughin at me and i woke up screamin
in me next dream i was in guns and roses. I went over and punched the shite out of Axel and had another big fight with slash, he tried to put his cigarette out in me eye but i grabbed a load of his hair and swung him around the place.
Labels: Hungry for the schlaps
posted by Molton Boron # 11:38 pm
Hot Tamale
Moores Recession Beaters
1. baseball bat
2. bar of soap in sock. if you dont use soap or socks like me, a few stones in a plastic bag do the trick
3. yer fists - no matter how poor ya are you still have yer fists, unless you lost yer hands in an accident in which case yer probably better off because you'll have hooks or fake hands and ye can do twice as much damage.
Labels: FIGHTIN
posted by Molton Boron # 11:30 pm
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