Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.
I'm so unsure I can't go asleep tonight - I was wondering if it had something to do with the fact that I was in Tesco's today and there was a woman giving samples of cheese and she asked me if I wanted to try one. I had to sit and think about it for a few hours and I was sort of getting it all sorted in my head when the security guards came along and threw me out because they said the place was closing. However when I went outside it said it was a 24 hour Tescos so I think they didn't want me to make a decision. I don't know what's wrong with people but I'm inclined towards trying that sample of cheese now. I might get up and go down and see if the sample lady is still there.
Or not.