Moore Is Unsure

I was out driving earlier on along a back road and for the fourth time this month I got abducted by aliens. I generally have a blackout and wake up naked and covered in feathers in the car four or five hours later.
For the next day or two I keep having flashbacks of being operated on by gigantic mutant hens. I don't know what this species hopes to learn from me but I get the feeling that they are filling my body with transmitting devices because I can hear myself bleeping at night and people loose mobile phone reception when I'm nearby. It's not fair.
I've included a picture of what I remember of the UFO below and if anybody has had a similar encounter let me know.
What I really want to know is should I keep wearing the tinfoil bodysuit I've made to block the signals; its very warm, tears easily and chafes my skin.