Moore Is Unsure

I met someone today who seemed to know everything about everything and had a story about it. I told him about the time I had vomited on to my favourite jumper and he told me how he had once vomited into his entire wardrobe of Italian suits. I told him about the time I made the dog drink half a bottle of whiskey and he told me how he had gone to the zoo and taught a polar bear to make moonshine out of fish heads. I told him he was brilliant and he told me that he was so brilliant he illuminated his town during long winter nights.

I was so impressed I said "Jesus!" and when he replied with "Yes?"
I truly knew i was out of my league.