Moore Is Unsure

Me Fat Frier is broke. I know better than to start up a chip pan because I burned down the house a few weeks ago when i put three on, went for a shite and forgot about them and of course the missus destroyed herself when she spilt one over herself there last year, she's still bloody cryin about it so I threw it into a bag and brought it down to the electrical shop. Apparently Harvey Norman are too good for that sort of thing with their big televisions and gimpy see through hoovers and I was told that the oil drippin out of the bag was a health and fvkin safety hazard so I had to bring it home again. I took an old kettle apart and threw the element into the bottom of it and let her rip. It's sorta workin if I dont touch the thing because the whole frier is live now and I got a couple of nasty shocks off it. I had me black pudding and burger fried combo for dinner this evenin and I couldnt be happier.

Labels: a tub of youghurt with some chewy shite in a corner of it that you tip in to the youghurt.