Moore Is Unsure

I found this old chip van for sale on the buhy and sell that I was goin for to be used to keep hens in but i took it and now i drive around to marts and fairs and weddins doin fast food. Me mother does the cookin in the back and i do help out a bit if thers lots of peolpole that are at it. HAve the menu writtn in marker on a bit of whiteboard on the side with prices so people can know what theyr gettin. i'm lookin to set up a website for it so people can invite me to do's and the like but thats in the popeline riught now because one of the chip pans cracked last night and coverd me mothers feet in boilin oil so she's still howlin and pickin blisters off but there's a car boot sale in longford tomorrow at ten and weare gon to be there so i bought her another pot of vaseline or vicks or some shi like that anyways this is the meneu

MOORS MOBILE FOOD JALOPY

MENU

RASHER ROLL : a rasher rolled and stuck on a toothpick - 40c
RASHER ROLL SUPREME : 2 rasher rolls on a toothpick with a lump of sauce on it - 80c
MUTTON CODGERS: fried chunks of fresh mutton served on a crispy roll with a lump of sauce on it - 1.30c
OLD MOTHER MOORES GOOD TIME PUDDIN : Deep fried chunks of puddin dipped in a spicy batter and deep fried in oil served on a roll with a few chunks of unfried puddin cos mother moore knows you love it that way
FISH IN A BOX WITH CHIPS AND TARTTART SAUCE : workin on a decent name for this. I'm not even sure if its fish, its just these blocks of white meat that come in a box and they're dead cheap the tartart sauce is just mayonaise with a bit of vinegar thrown in it - 4.70c
La Eleganté - Whole deep fried chicken, stuffed with puddin served with fried wedges


TEA - 40c
REAL TEA (wink wink) - 2.20c
FAG - 50c

AND REMEMBER NO MATTER WHERE WE ARE AND NO MATTER WHAT WE DO THURSDAY NIGHT IS LADYS NIGHT WHICH MEANS 10c DISCOUNT ON DISHES WITH PUDDIN IN THEM AND IF YER INTO ME JUST WAIT AROUND THE BACK UNTILL MA GOES TO BED. ILL BRING A FEW CODGERS WE CAN EAT UNDER THE STARS

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