Moore Is Unsure
Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.Friday, February 29, 2008
Encyclopedia Mooreatanica
ME LATEST BUSINESS VENTURE, THIS ONES GONNA MAKE ME MILLIONS
12 set of encyclopedias with the facts that bloody matter not that crap that fills the rest of them, comes on loads of photocopied sheets from a few refillpads that I've filled with the information about the world. My encyclopedia is so accurate and brilliant that an alien could come down to earth, learn to read, read my encyclopedia and know everything there is to know about the earth in three hours. Here are some samples.
PIGS (puh-ig-suh) A pig is an animal that lives in its own sh!t and smells like it. It produces the tastiest meat of all the animals I've ate so far. Policemen are also called pigs because they stop me fightin outside the nightclub and for beatin me wife. I'm tryin to express meself for fruyk sake. PICASSO USED HIS BRUSHES. I USE ME FISTS RIGHT?
DRINKIN (DUH-RIN-KIN): What i use to give me power. It makes me head work clearer and I'm less confused by stuff because I can punch what i dont understand or whatever makes me angry - like a panelbeater levelin out the dents, I too use me fists to level out the bumps in my life and the drink gives me the craftsmans eye that i need.
FIGHTIN (sounds of fist smashin into face): Involves usin me fists and I'd like to do it alot more but the PIGS wont let me and usually I'm too afraid to fight but DRINKIN sorts that out. My fightin style is goal orientated and the goal is puttin you in the hospital because I dont like ya
RIDIN (RHI-DUHINNNN): When I'm Done drinkin and fightin I like to get on the saddle. Me wife usually sorts that out but she spends alot of her time howlin or screamin or whimperin in the corner after I've punched her for not havin the dinner warm or something so I usually have to get me ride by goin to the nightclub and pickin up a woman, any ould trough of a thing will do sure the DRINKIN improves their looks anyways. Usually they have a boyfriend who is got rid of after FIGHTIN him. The PIGS sometimes come on the scene and can make things akward so you have to make sure you have him ready for the ambulance and out of the way as quickly as you can. This display of strength usually impresses the bird you picked up so you can bring her back home and she'll pay for the chips and taxi. The wife can sometimes be awake even though you thought you had her out cold for a few hours and if she's ragin, you wait untill the bird's back is turned and you beat the wife again and get the job right then you eat the chips with the bird and then ya get in the saddle.
LIFE (WASTE) : My life is good and you'rs wont be worth livin if yer a bump that needs levelin
12 set of encyclopedias with the facts that bloody matter not that crap that fills the rest of them, comes on loads of photocopied sheets from a few refillpads that I've filled with the information about the world. My encyclopedia is so accurate and brilliant that an alien could come down to earth, learn to read, read my encyclopedia and know everything there is to know about the earth in three hours. Here are some samples.
PIGS (puh-ig-suh) A pig is an animal that lives in its own sh!t and smells like it. It produces the tastiest meat of all the animals I've ate so far. Policemen are also called pigs because they stop me fightin outside the nightclub and for beatin me wife. I'm tryin to express meself for fruyk sake. PICASSO USED HIS BRUSHES. I USE ME FISTS RIGHT?
DRINKIN (DUH-RIN-KIN): What i use to give me power. It makes me head work clearer and I'm less confused by stuff because I can punch what i dont understand or whatever makes me angry - like a panelbeater levelin out the dents, I too use me fists to level out the bumps in my life and the drink gives me the craftsmans eye that i need.
FIGHTIN (sounds of fist smashin into face): Involves usin me fists and I'd like to do it alot more but the PIGS wont let me and usually I'm too afraid to fight but DRINKIN sorts that out. My fightin style is goal orientated and the goal is puttin you in the hospital because I dont like ya
RIDIN (RHI-DUHINNNN): When I'm Done drinkin and fightin I like to get on the saddle. Me wife usually sorts that out but she spends alot of her time howlin or screamin or whimperin in the corner after I've punched her for not havin the dinner warm or something so I usually have to get me ride by goin to the nightclub and pickin up a woman, any ould trough of a thing will do sure the DRINKIN improves their looks anyways. Usually they have a boyfriend who is got rid of after FIGHTIN him. The PIGS sometimes come on the scene and can make things akward so you have to make sure you have him ready for the ambulance and out of the way as quickly as you can. This display of strength usually impresses the bird you picked up so you can bring her back home and she'll pay for the chips and taxi. The wife can sometimes be awake even though you thought you had her out cold for a few hours and if she's ragin, you wait untill the bird's back is turned and you beat the wife again and get the job right then you eat the chips with the bird and then ya get in the saddle.
LIFE (WASTE) : My life is good and you'rs wont be worth livin if yer a bump that needs levelin
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