Moore Is Unsure

THE ADVENTURES OF MY ROBOT AUNT IN THE COSMIC EVERGLADES

MORNING, INTERIOR OF ROBOT AUNTS BEDROOM: ROBOT AUNT AWAKES AND SPIES A PIECE OF PIE

ROBOT AUNT : I WISH I WAS HUMAN AND I WOULD EAT THE PIE BUT I AM NOT, WOE IS ME

ROBOT AUNT WALKS ROBOTICALLY INTO THE KITCHEN. NED PASCALE THE LOCAL MECHANIC AND ROBOT MAKER IS IN THE KITCHEN EATING A TASTY GUMBO. HE IS THE ONE WHO MADE ROBOT AUNT TO PRESERVE HER BRAIN WHICH CONTAINS THE LOCATION OF THE GOLDEN HATCHET OF THE INCA GOD JODSU

NED PASCALE : DONT BE A FUSSIN, ROBOT AUNT, I HAVE MADE YOU SOME DELICIOUS BOILED OIL WHICH YOU WILL NOW DRINK TO READY TO FIGHT CRIME

ROBOT AUNT : WHY MUST I FIGHT CRIME IN THE EVERGLADES, NED?

NED PASCALE : BECAUSE I AM TOO OLD AND INFIRM AND MUST RELY ON YOU TO CLEAN UP THESE GATOR RIDDEN PADDY FIELDS

ROBOT AUNT : THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

NED PASCALE : AND WHY SHOULD IT, ONLY YOUR BRAIN IS STILL HUMAN

ROBOT AUNT : LIKE ROBOCOB?

NED PASCALE : NO. HE WAS A ROBOT COP. YOU ARE A ROBOT AUNT, YOUR FIGHTING STYLE IS MORE GOAL BASED RATHER THAN MEATING OUT VAGUE FORMS OF DESTRUCTION FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF A DUMB AUDIENCE

ROBOT AUNT : I THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD FILM

NED PASCALE : ME TOO, ROBOT AUNT BUT NOT EXACTLY THE RIGHT TEMPLATE TO BASE A ROBOT CRIME FIGHTING CAREER ON, ESPICALLY IF YOU LIVE IN THE EVERGLADES

ROBOT AUNT : TRUE (DRINKS BOILING OIL) - AH VROOM VROOM THAT IS MUCH BETTER.

next on robot aunt : fighting crime.