Moore Is Unsure
Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.Wednesday, April 26, 2006
My Illnesses (Part 2) aka Moore of my Illnesses aka I AM A SICKO
Some more things I have been getting sick with lately
1. Seahorse Syndrome
-You're brain randomly switches you from being right handed to being left handed or vice versa, it is very difficult as it often strikes when I am filling out forms in the unemployment assistance office. Seahorse Syndrome is a side effect of illness number 2
2. The Wibbly Wobbley Wonders
-A feeling not unlike being very, very drunk. The condition is caused by drinking untill you feel very, very drunk.
3. Grandmothers Fancy
-Cravings for denture adhesive paste. I suck it straight out of the tube. This illness is caused by not having enough money to buy food after a week drinking and being forced to eat whatever you can find in the house you've broken into.
4. Leaky Elbow
-Caused by a small parasite from the Congo who blocks up blood vessels in the elbow making it all fat and spongy and bloody. I have no idea how the hell I contracted this particular sickness.
5. The Morning Trumpets
- Farting endlessly for an hour after you wake in the morning. Occurs after a particularly heavy dose of illness number 2
1. Seahorse Syndrome
-You're brain randomly switches you from being right handed to being left handed or vice versa, it is very difficult as it often strikes when I am filling out forms in the unemployment assistance office. Seahorse Syndrome is a side effect of illness number 2
2. The Wibbly Wobbley Wonders
-A feeling not unlike being very, very drunk. The condition is caused by drinking untill you feel very, very drunk.
3. Grandmothers Fancy
-Cravings for denture adhesive paste. I suck it straight out of the tube. This illness is caused by not having enough money to buy food after a week drinking and being forced to eat whatever you can find in the house you've broken into.
4. Leaky Elbow
-Caused by a small parasite from the Congo who blocks up blood vessels in the elbow making it all fat and spongy and bloody. I have no idea how the hell I contracted this particular sickness.
5. The Morning Trumpets
- Farting endlessly for an hour after you wake in the morning. Occurs after a particularly heavy dose of illness number 2
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