Moore Is Unsure
Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Mysteries of the universe
1. Why do the stains on my trousers not come off when I use a biological deterrent and wash at 40000000degrees?
3. Why does god ignore my prayers and try to push me down the stairs?
2. Why does the television try to electrocute me?
4. Why is every song lionel richie ever wrote contain lyrics bout how he wants to kill me with cheese?
4.1 Why do the hands attached to my body keep putting food in my mouth?
4.4.4.4. Why do all the animals start howling when i go into a pet store, even the goldfish start ramming the sides of the fish tank like they want to beat the crap out of me
3. Why does god ignore my prayers and try to push me down the stairs?
2. Why does the television try to electrocute me?
4. Why is every song lionel richie ever wrote contain lyrics bout how he wants to kill me with cheese?
4.1 Why do the hands attached to my body keep putting food in my mouth?
4.4.4.4. Why do all the animals start howling when i go into a pet store, even the goldfish start ramming the sides of the fish tank like they want to beat the crap out of me
posted by I dunno # 10:05 am 
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