Moore Is Unsure
Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.Thursday, February 23, 2006
My Illnesses - part 1
I have suffered the following conditions :
Plurims syndrome :
A illness caused by a small airborne particle called stupidity that lodges in the brain after passing through the mouth and helps the brain to devise impractical schemes for making money.
Bufords Palsy :
The bones in the neck weaken until the head collapses into the body leaving the two eyes and forehead jutting out like a comical cartoon character.
This condition is caused by the brain becoming too heavy as a result of having to hold all the thoughts created by Plurims Syndrome.
The weeping sea wife :
As a result of Bufords Palsy's collapsed head, the body's lymphatic system becomes completely re-wired and the body's two major lymph glands are forced to burst out of the ears, leading to gushes of milky white lymph streaming out in time to the victims heart beat.
The extra pressure of the lymph system around the lungs and vocal chords causes strange moaning and wooing sounds to exude from the submerged mouth of the sufferer who now, not in control of their body, will often wander around in circles looking not unlike a penguin until a doctor or someone who gives a damn comes along.
Plurims syndrome :
A illness caused by a small airborne particle called stupidity that lodges in the brain after passing through the mouth and helps the brain to devise impractical schemes for making money.
Bufords Palsy :
The bones in the neck weaken until the head collapses into the body leaving the two eyes and forehead jutting out like a comical cartoon character.
This condition is caused by the brain becoming too heavy as a result of having to hold all the thoughts created by Plurims Syndrome.
The weeping sea wife :
As a result of Bufords Palsy's collapsed head, the body's lymphatic system becomes completely re-wired and the body's two major lymph glands are forced to burst out of the ears, leading to gushes of milky white lymph streaming out in time to the victims heart beat.
The extra pressure of the lymph system around the lungs and vocal chords causes strange moaning and wooing sounds to exude from the submerged mouth of the sufferer who now, not in control of their body, will often wander around in circles looking not unlike a penguin until a doctor or someone who gives a damn comes along.
posted by I dunno # 1:20 am 
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