Whatever is confusing me is documented in horrible clarity so that you, the unsuspecting viewer can be drawn into my world of paranoia, half truths and immense stupidity.
Learn to make your own jam, jam is the food of the future, jam jam jammy jam jam, egg nog is not jam.jam is jam and the jam keeps you calm but if you dont have jam dont put sugar on ham because that will not substitute a pot of jam so go on you panda man, make some jam, your kids and grandmother say "feed us the jam" and you have to say 'okey dokey' and not,'oh, sorry i am not able to put jam on the table' because then sir you bring shame on your country, your family and yourself.
JAM