Moore Is Unsure

I don’t know why I go to the cinema at all because I always miss the movie because I have my face stuck in a bucket of popcorn and it makes me sleepy after I eat most of it but I decided to go and see a load of films and give my review because I reckon since I’ve got eyes and basic typin skills I could review stuff.

The first film I went to see was called I walk the line It was about this guy who songed a lot in prisons and I fell asleep and cant remember much else. Then I went to see a film called broke back mountain. I assumed it was a film about Christopher Reeve but it wasn’t. I fell asleep after 10 min because there was no spinal injuries in sight. Then I went to see Grizzley man and I thought someone had put up a mirror on the screen cos I thought It was about me but I was wrong it was a film about bears so I picked a fight with the screen instead, ripped a load of it down and ate it.
Then I had to go to another cinema and I saw aeon flux. Charleeze Therong wants me. The whole film was her attempt to break out of the screen and share my popcorn with me. I then went home via the sewers to meditate on this profound event.

posted by I dunno  # 10:32 pm